An atheletes final hurdle

This sums up an atheletes story for a place on the podium.
PS: I now subscribe to The Hindu and it was not easy. The paper bill guy and paper delivery guy aren't the same and either the bill guy is a lossy channel or the delivery guy is highly resistant to change. Two months back I told the bill guy that I wanted to switch from TOI to Hindu. No effect. Then the next time he came I refused to give him the bill. Then suddently the next day onwards I get both the TOI and Hindu. About a week or two from then bill guy comes again, gets a mouthful from me and only then sanity returns :)