Conversation with Mom

This was a few weeks back.. reproduced in Marathi..

मी : आई चांगली बातमी आहे.
आई : काय रे?
मी : पगार वाढला
आई : छान अभिनंदन. आता फॅमिली पण वाढवा
मी : hmm...

Parents never lose their focus :-)

Conversation with random recruiter...

Sometimes random recruiters call up and make your day :-)

Not verbatim but pretty closely reproduced..

R: Are you interested in positions in Microsoft Hyderabad? They have some openings in their Windows group.

Me: No, I am not interested in moving to Hyderabad.

R: Why?

Me: What do you mean "why"?

R: No just want to know what holds you back.

Me: (Thinks about saying wtf) No I just don't want to move.

R: Ok so in Bangalore we have positions with Yahoo. Do you want to try those out?

Me: Umm no.

R: Why?

Me: (Concludes the person at the other end of the line is a moron since she knows I work at Google) Because I am already working with Google and do not think that the current market scenario is the best to move to Yahoo..